1 00:00:00,833 --> 00:00:03,567 [Dramatic music] 2 00:00:15,867 --> 00:00:18,567 [Derek gasping] 3 00:00:25,733 --> 00:00:27,367 Oh my god, it's you. 4 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:28,600 [Dramatic music] 5 00:00:28,733 --> 00:00:31,233 Come on, it's me. 6 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,600 Derek. 7 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:35,067 You know me. 8 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,250 Give it to me. 9 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:38,567 I must have it. 10 00:00:39,833 --> 00:00:44,700 No, I'll never tell you where it is, never. 11 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:47,047 You'll have to kill me first. 12 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:48,532 [Upbeat music] 13 00:00:48,533 --> 00:00:49,583 As you wish. 14 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:52,200 [Upbeat music] 15 00:00:58,467 --> 00:01:03,367 - [Derek screams] - [Upbeat music] 16 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:08,800 [Bright upbeat music] 17 00:01:33,767 --> 00:01:35,700 [Man] One, two, three, yeah. 18 00:01:35,833 --> 00:01:38,367 [Upbeat music] 19 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:46,200 I'm sorry to be so forward love. 20 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:49,333 You're a very handsome woman. 21 00:01:50,933 --> 00:01:53,900 The way your hair grows out of your skull like that, 22 00:01:54,018 --> 00:01:55,932 magical. 23 00:01:55,933 --> 00:01:58,467 [Upbeat music] 24 00:02:00,833 --> 00:02:02,133 Hi, excuse me. 25 00:02:02,134 --> 00:02:06,299 I couldn't help but notice you from across the fields. 26 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:07,600 [Laughs] 27 00:02:07,733 --> 00:02:10,867 Can I take you on a date and maybe more. 28 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:15,800 I'm sorry, I'm talking to this lovely lady. 29 00:02:16,933 --> 00:02:18,833 Oh, you lucky mare. 30 00:02:20,067 --> 00:02:21,400 He likes you. 31 00:02:21,533 --> 00:02:23,500 Maybe you should go on a date with him, 32 00:02:23,633 --> 00:02:26,300 then perhaps intercourse. 33 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:28,733 I'm very clean. 34 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:32,333 I always use a loofa on my under bits. 35 00:02:32,467 --> 00:02:33,727 Although I must warn you, 36 00:02:33,728 --> 00:02:35,132 I do have a slight case of eczema, 37 00:02:35,133 --> 00:02:38,133 or as I like to call it, the snowfall of love. 38 00:02:38,267 --> 00:02:40,167 It's like Christmas. 39 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:42,400 Christmas in your bedroom more like. 40 00:02:42,533 --> 00:02:44,167 When I pleasure a woman, 41 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:46,700 I like to unwrap her like a present. 42 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:49,833 Baste her like a Turkey. 43 00:02:52,067 --> 00:02:56,567 And when I'm finished, she falls asleep satisfied 44 00:02:58,533 --> 00:02:59,583 just like my Nana. 45 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:05,600 Look, I sell jam here, nothing more. 46 00:03:05,733 --> 00:03:08,263 So you can either put it in your bag, on your toast, 47 00:03:08,333 --> 00:03:09,967 or shove it up your ass. 48 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:13,267 I don't care, as long as it get my 3.50 pounds. 49 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,700 [Gemma] Okay. 50 00:03:16,633 --> 00:03:18,267 I tried my best. 51 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,067 I was oozing seduction but she was immune. 52 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:22,467 Yeah. 53 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:23,740 We'll just have to wait. 54 00:03:24,967 --> 00:03:26,900 You keep your camera ready. 55 00:03:26,901 --> 00:03:28,666 She's gonna do some adultery sooner or later. 56 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,633 I mean, just look at her. 57 00:03:30,767 --> 00:03:34,067 You can tell. Thirsty for flesh. 58 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:37,333 Is that the woman you came to spy on? 59 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:40,167 Why was Terry harassing her? Should we report him? 60 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:41,800 Well yes, to the untrained eye 61 00:03:41,801 --> 00:03:44,332 it may look as though he was harassing her Monica, 62 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:47,367 but Terry was actually attempting to flirt with her. 63 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:48,940 Her husband's hired us to see 64 00:03:49,067 --> 00:03:50,633 if she's cheating on him. 65 00:03:50,634 --> 00:03:52,199 Terry's our little honey trap. 66 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,767 Right. 67 00:03:53,768 --> 00:03:54,732 Well I have to say, 68 00:03:54,733 --> 00:03:56,767 it's so brave of you 69 00:03:56,768 --> 00:03:59,766 to bet your whole future on this investigation business. 70 00:03:59,767 --> 00:04:01,937 It's not making you any money whatsoever, 71 00:04:01,938 --> 00:04:03,532 but you're still plugging away, 72 00:04:03,533 --> 00:04:07,167 despite all the signs telling you to just pack it in. 73 00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:09,333 Makes me proud to call you my sister. 74 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,233 Well, it's early days yet. 75 00:04:12,367 --> 00:04:13,633 Look at Bill Gates. 76 00:04:13,634 --> 00:04:15,066 He started Microsoft in a garage. 77 00:04:15,067 --> 00:04:17,067 Look at him now. 78 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:19,567 Maybe you should get a job in a garage like him, 79 00:04:19,568 --> 00:04:20,599 you know, just to make some money. 80 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,067 And don't get me wrong, 81 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,867 you can live with me rent free for as long as you want. 82 00:04:24,868 --> 00:04:26,799 It's only until the insurance money 83 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,700 comes through on our coach Monica. 84 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:30,333 If it comes through. 85 00:04:30,467 --> 00:04:33,900 Oh, hey, can I interest you in my new perfume? 86 00:04:34,067 --> 00:04:37,733 Made it myself, with oils from my own natural body scent. 87 00:04:37,867 --> 00:04:42,067 It's called me, by Monica. 88 00:04:42,967 --> 00:04:44,017 That's me. 89 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:47,267 She loved that. She'll definitely be back. 90 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,833 [Upbeat music] 91 00:04:49,967 --> 00:04:52,667 [Dramatic music] 92 00:05:03,767 --> 00:05:04,933 We need the money, gem. 93 00:05:05,067 --> 00:05:06,937 Got to get out of your sister's place. 94 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:10,267 I wake up every day smelling of me. 95 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,333 It's like living in her armpit. 96 00:05:12,467 --> 00:05:15,167 We will Terry, I promise you. 97 00:05:15,168 --> 00:05:16,632 Soon we'll have our own place 98 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:17,566 and I'll be stuck living somewhere 99 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,533 that smells of your armpits. 100 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:22,767 And then, gem, we can afford the wedding of our dreams. 101 00:05:22,900 --> 00:05:26,367 Yeah, the wedding of your dreams. 102 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,332 Yeah. 103 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:29,733 [Upbeat music] 104 00:05:29,867 --> 00:05:32,067 [Gasping] 105 00:05:32,967 --> 00:05:35,667 [Dramatic music] 106 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,067 Porcelain rabbit figurine, 1981. 107 00:05:42,567 --> 00:05:46,367 Oh, glazing in excellent condition. 108 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:49,700 You can sense the caress of the Potter in each detail. 109 00:05:52,067 --> 00:05:54,117 Haven't been touched like that in years. 110 00:05:55,633 --> 00:05:57,067 The red-eyed rabbit? 111 00:05:57,167 --> 00:05:58,633 Oh, you're welcome to it. 112 00:05:58,634 --> 00:06:00,566 I remember that from when I was a kid 113 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:02,633 and from many nightmare as an adult. 114 00:06:02,634 --> 00:06:04,566 My mum got it from a Potter she had a fling with, 115 00:06:04,567 --> 00:06:05,466 Eric something... 116 00:06:05,467 --> 00:06:07,233 Derek castlewick. 117 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,067 Creator of the little Timmy tufty tail collection. 118 00:06:10,068 --> 00:06:11,866 He's had a fling with a lot of women, 119 00:06:11,867 --> 00:06:13,007 your mum's not special. 120 00:06:17,533 --> 00:06:21,300 It's wonderful. How much do you want for it? 121 00:06:21,301 --> 00:06:22,399 - Well... - Don't know, 122 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,700 couple of quid I suppose. 123 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:26,500 Terry, that's not how you car boot. 124 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:30,867 Clearly you have no interest in pottery of this kind. 125 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:32,366 I can tell by the look on your face. 126 00:06:32,367 --> 00:06:34,500 It's the same look my ex-wives all had. 127 00:06:36,533 --> 00:06:39,867 [Dramatic music] 128 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,233 It's here, I was right. 129 00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:44,800 Derek gave it away to one of his girlfriends. 130 00:06:44,933 --> 00:06:49,067 All these years tracking them and finally it's in my sights. 131 00:06:49,133 --> 00:06:52,267 That idiot Carl is trying to buy it. Get rid of him. 132 00:06:54,067 --> 00:06:56,633 Look, I need that for my collection, a tenner. 133 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,267 Tenner? Aye, go on. 134 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,933 20. 135 00:07:03,067 --> 00:07:04,433 20? Aye, go on. 136 00:07:04,567 --> 00:07:05,900 25. 137 00:07:06,067 --> 00:07:07,117 40. 138 00:07:07,133 --> 00:07:09,400 100. Aye go on. 139 00:07:09,533 --> 00:07:11,067 But Terry, this is obviously 140 00:07:11,167 --> 00:07:12,967 a very valuable collector's item. 141 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:16,600 I'm afraid it's not for sale. 142 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:18,700 Terry, come on pack up 143 00:07:18,701 --> 00:07:20,599 this little bunny's got a date with eBay. 144 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:24,933 150. Aye... 145 00:07:25,067 --> 00:07:29,067 So unless there's anything else that you'd like? 146 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,733 [Coughing] 147 00:07:36,967 --> 00:07:40,067 I thought I was gonna black out then. 148 00:07:41,967 --> 00:07:44,067 So, I've completely sold out of me. 149 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,130 You never told me business was so easy. 150 00:07:46,131 --> 00:07:48,532 This is clive. We met by the Nick-nacks. 151 00:07:48,533 --> 00:07:50,733 This is my sister Gemma. 152 00:07:50,867 --> 00:07:52,067 Hi there. 153 00:07:52,133 --> 00:07:54,067 Have you smelled her me? 154 00:07:54,133 --> 00:07:56,567 It really grabs the nose, doesn't it? 155 00:07:56,568 --> 00:07:58,499 I mean, one whiff and you just yearn 156 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,632 to Bury yourself in the source of the odour. 157 00:08:00,633 --> 00:08:02,100 [Laughing] 158 00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:03,283 Or move out. 159 00:08:04,467 --> 00:08:06,267 My my, what a delightful figurine. 160 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,767 [Dramatic music] 161 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:10,400 Are you selling it? 162 00:08:10,401 --> 00:08:12,932 Do you know, I've seen these before, collectors' items. 163 00:08:12,933 --> 00:08:15,067 I could offer you say, 200 pounds? 164 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,250 Oh aye, go on. 165 00:08:17,933 --> 00:08:19,300 Sorry, it's... 166 00:08:19,433 --> 00:08:22,300 - [Phone ringing] - Oh. 167 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,767 It's our client. 168 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:29,600 [Terry mumbles] 169 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:32,433 Hello mr Collins. 170 00:08:34,133 --> 00:08:36,933 Have you caught my Fiona fooling around yet? Huh? 171 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:38,332 Telling me she's going out 172 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:40,600 to confession every Thursday night. 173 00:08:40,733 --> 00:08:42,533 We're not even catholic. 174 00:08:42,667 --> 00:08:45,333 No, nothing yet. But don't you worry. 175 00:08:45,467 --> 00:08:47,667 Fiona can't hide from us for long. 176 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:51,233 We will keep our eyes permanently peeled. 177 00:08:51,234 --> 00:08:53,299 The thing about bremmer and draper investigators 178 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,400 is that we are highly observant. 179 00:08:55,533 --> 00:08:56,733 Nothing will get past us. 180 00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:58,523 Mark my words, we will catch them. 181 00:08:58,533 --> 00:09:00,867 Okay, okay, goodbye Mr. Collins. 182 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:05,900 [Dramatic music] 183 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:08,200 [Carl screaming] 184 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:09,413 You can't do this to me. 185 00:09:09,533 --> 00:09:12,167 I can, I am, and I did. 186 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:13,933 Now you stay put, 187 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:17,233 while I keep an eye on ginger and her boyfriend. 188 00:09:17,234 --> 00:09:18,732 Make sure they give it to you. 189 00:09:18,733 --> 00:09:22,433 Either voluntarily or begging for their lives. 190 00:09:23,933 --> 00:09:28,800 - [Laughing] - [Carl screaming] 191 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:35,567 I wonder what you're really worth, 192 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,867 you red-eyed git. 193 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:40,833 Clive said you were a collector's item. 194 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:46,333 Oh well, I guess there's only some things eBay will tell us. 195 00:09:47,967 --> 00:09:50,200 Gemma, if we're going to do this, 196 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,833 there's something you should know about me. 197 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:56,500 I'm a big bad action boy. 198 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,490 Yeah, you are. I'm really proud of you for that. 199 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:04,667 No, I meant I used to collect action men. 200 00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:07,793 That's what we call ourselves, 201 00:10:07,867 --> 00:10:09,100 and I'm not ashamed of it. 202 00:10:10,567 --> 00:10:11,633 Maybe a little bit. 203 00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:15,767 I'm a collector just like him. 204 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:18,850 I know this world, I know how obsessive these people can be. 205 00:10:19,867 --> 00:10:21,467 We don't need eBay just yet. 206 00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:26,267 There's another place, a dark place, 207 00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:30,833 in the corner of the Internet. 208 00:10:30,967 --> 00:10:33,867 [Cartoon] Cuddle me collectibles. 209 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,967 Right, I've posted it. 210 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:43,833 A member here says there's a whole range of rabbits. 211 00:10:43,967 --> 00:10:47,567 99, mummy rabbits, daddy rabbits. 212 00:10:48,933 --> 00:10:50,567 We've got the 100th. 213 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:52,300 The myxomatosis rabbit. 214 00:10:52,433 --> 00:10:54,067 [Dramatic music] 215 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,280 [Gemma sighs loudly] 216 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,700 I don't believe that. 217 00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:58,500 We've got the only one ever made. 218 00:10:58,633 --> 00:10:59,683 Oh. 219 00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:05,367 If you have a figurine or collectible 220 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,400 you are thinking of selling, 221 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:11,633 please consider us here at macreadie's auction house. 222 00:11:11,634 --> 00:11:13,132 Maybe you've had it for years 223 00:11:13,133 --> 00:11:15,100 or stolen it from a dying relative... 224 00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:17,767 Bloody pop-ups. 225 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:19,067 Right, it says here, 226 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,233 "in the end, Potter Derek castlewick 227 00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:24,900 deemed maxy too offensive for sale." 228 00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,232 Thought it might scare the kiddies. 229 00:11:26,233 --> 00:11:28,467 Yes, which it did Derek. 230 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,100 You know if he was alive, 231 00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:32,523 I'd have a good mind to go round and wet his bed. 232 00:11:34,133 --> 00:11:38,433 Hey, also says he died under suspicious circumstances. 233 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,700 Who said he died in scarborough. Same thing I suppose. 234 00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:47,767 Right, we're off. 235 00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:49,667 I'm going to teach my yoga class. 236 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,233 You should come gem. 237 00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:53,633 Tone up some of those flappy bits. 238 00:11:53,767 --> 00:11:56,567 You're not a qualified yoga teacher Monica. 239 00:11:56,568 --> 00:11:58,232 You not qualified anything actually. 240 00:11:58,233 --> 00:12:00,533 I know, isn't it mad? 241 00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:01,900 Just put an advert up 242 00:12:01,901 --> 00:12:03,799 and loads of people joined, mainly men. 243 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,132 I think they just come to watch me stretch, 244 00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:06,393 but it's money, isn't it? 245 00:12:06,467 --> 00:12:08,467 Will you be going to yoga, clive, huh? 246 00:12:08,468 --> 00:12:10,599 Do a bit of the old downward dog in with Monica? 247 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,600 It's all the rage now. 248 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:15,067 I never do it that way. 249 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,200 I enjoy eye contact. 250 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:19,067 I like to look into my man's soul 251 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,900 as he reaches his pleasure peak. 252 00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:22,567 And then I own him. 253 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:25,717 Gemma. 254 00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:29,933 [Dramatic music] 255 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:36,067 Don't hurt me. 256 00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:38,366 We'd have had that rabbit if it weren't for you. 257 00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:40,200 I wanted it for myself. 258 00:12:40,201 --> 00:12:41,866 Why should you have everything? 259 00:12:41,867 --> 00:12:44,467 You have to take your punishment. 260 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,367 [Carl screaming] 261 00:12:51,567 --> 00:12:54,300 [Bright upbeat music] 262 00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:58,667 Eight grand. There's a bloke here offering eight grand. 263 00:12:58,668 --> 00:12:59,632 Seriously? 264 00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:00,967 I'm so serious. 265 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:03,330 I'm getting shooting pains down my left arm. 266 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,600 Oh, what's this? The bunnyman. 267 00:13:06,733 --> 00:13:08,433 That's a daft name. 268 00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:09,833 "Give me the rabbit now 269 00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,899 or I will send the beast and you will regret it." 270 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:14,167 Oh, a threat. 271 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,666 I wonder if he's got anything to do 272 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,766 with Derek's suspicious circumstances. 273 00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:20,267 See, I told you. 274 00:13:20,268 --> 00:13:23,166 I know someone who put an original my little pony on here, 275 00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:25,133 but then didn't wanna sell. 276 00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:26,837 Woke up with its head in the bed. 277 00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:29,700 Let's get rid of it Gemma. 278 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:32,067 Look, we need this money. 279 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:39,233 And well if we get a place of our own, 280 00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:44,900 we can do all sorts of things, like together things. 281 00:13:47,467 --> 00:13:50,433 Make all the noises that we can't make here. 282 00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:53,157 All right. Alright, alright, I've re-prioritised. 283 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:54,867 Yes, okay, we need to celebrate. 284 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:57,366 You nip down to the off licence and get some drinks in. 285 00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:59,233 Fine, as there's no stopping you, 286 00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:00,747 look under the pampas grass. 287 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,150 What's this? 288 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,467 And if you want some crisps, look in my wellies. 289 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,400 I've got cheese and onion. 290 00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:16,367 And because of the wellies, they're even cheesier. 291 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:20,733 [Dramatic music] 292 00:14:55,051 --> 00:14:56,966 Terry. 293 00:14:56,967 --> 00:14:58,067 [Terry] What. 294 00:14:58,167 --> 00:15:01,067 There's someone in the room. 295 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,733 Oh, it's bloody Monica sleep-walking. 296 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,133 [Gemma screams] 297 00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:14,067 I am the beast, give me the rabbit, now. 298 00:15:14,544 --> 00:15:18,266 You're the woman from the car boot sale. 299 00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:19,700 Are you lost, love? 300 00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,066 No, she's not, she's a figurine obsessed psychopath 301 00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:23,567 who's come to finish us off. 302 00:15:23,568 --> 00:15:24,599 Don't be so silly. 303 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,633 - [Screams] - Rabbit. Rabbit. 304 00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:27,817 Terry, handle her. 305 00:15:27,933 --> 00:15:28,983 What. 306 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,760 I don't wanna seem too forward, 307 00:15:32,278 --> 00:15:35,532 but you're a very handsome woman. 308 00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:38,633 [Screaming] 309 00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:41,067 He wants the rabbit. Give it to... 310 00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:42,066 Oh. 311 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,767 [Moans] 312 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,700 Bugger, not again. Oh. 313 00:15:45,851 --> 00:15:47,866 Bugger what? 314 00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:50,067 I think I've put my back out. 315 00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:52,733 Been happening more and more these days. 316 00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:55,133 Oh just let me lie down flat 317 00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:57,567 and I'll be right back with you. 318 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,467 Well, I think we defeated the beast. 319 00:16:01,468 --> 00:16:02,632 Yeah. 320 00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:03,683 Oh. 321 00:16:07,418 --> 00:16:09,466 Oh, you're joking. 322 00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:10,907 Why did they have to send you? 323 00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:14,333 Probably 'cause you've created chaos yet again, Gemma. 324 00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,233 Oh, you're so smug, aren't you? 325 00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:19,167 Me, smug? No. 326 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:20,867 I'm a proper policewoman, 327 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:24,333 while you're playing at being a private investigator. 328 00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:25,566 God, Vicky, why do you always have 329 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,433 to bring that attitude with you? 330 00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:31,167 Why are they so angry with each other? 331 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,600 Ooh, I'm the one in trouble, aren't I? 332 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:38,400 She's her sister-in-law. They don't get on. 333 00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:40,067 Oh. 334 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:43,900 Gemma is what we call in the force a waste of space. 335 00:16:43,901 --> 00:16:44,866 - Oh. - Leave it. 336 00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:46,633 So what's your name 337 00:16:46,767 --> 00:16:49,233 and why are you in gamma's sister's house, 338 00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:52,267 where she lives rent-free much like a parasite? 339 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,933 Betty Jackson. 340 00:16:54,067 --> 00:16:57,067 Oh, I think I might be in the wrong house. 341 00:16:57,133 --> 00:17:00,200 I thought this was my house 342 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:05,133 and the door was open so I just came inside, oh. 343 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,730 Well don't be fooled by her sweet demeanour. 344 00:17:10,867 --> 00:17:12,667 She came here to kill us. 345 00:17:12,668 --> 00:17:14,166 She attacked me with her cane. 346 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,199 [Betty laughing] 347 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,500 My cane. 348 00:17:16,633 --> 00:17:19,067 Oh, it does fly about a bit. 349 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,067 I've lost my co-ordination. 350 00:17:24,233 --> 00:17:26,700 Come on you, I'll help you home. 351 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:28,767 Let these two keep their dignity. 352 00:17:28,768 --> 00:17:30,332 And get back to their sofa-bed. 353 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,933 Oh, don't worry dear, 354 00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:37,600 I've had a fistful of morphine and it's kicking in. 355 00:17:38,867 --> 00:17:43,133 Oh, I'll say my goodbyes then, Gemma. 356 00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:46,067 See sense, the bunnyman will stop at nothing 357 00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:47,567 to get the rabbit. 358 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:52,267 Well, bye then. Thanks for your Patience. 359 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:58,167 [Dramatic music] 360 00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,867 [Upbeat music] 361 00:18:02,867 --> 00:18:05,733 Well, you've certainly come to the right place Gemma. 362 00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,400 And may I say how rare it is 363 00:18:07,533 --> 00:18:11,067 to see such a pristine figurine 364 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,433 brought to me by such a pristine figure. 365 00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:17,200 Oh, thank you, brushed my hair 366 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,067 and my teeth. 367 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,533 And what a marvellous job you did of both. 368 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,900 [Laughing] 369 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:27,750 This um... 370 00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:31,967 This rabbit is worth a considerable amount. 371 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,167 Yes. 372 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:36,633 Seems to be connected to bunnyman. 373 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,167 Oh, him. 374 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:41,367 He's harassed me for years. 375 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,310 I have letter after letter from him. 376 00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:50,767 Always asking if I'd found maxy. 377 00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:53,490 Threatening me because he didn't believe I hadn't. 378 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:58,067 He's quite mad. 379 00:18:58,133 --> 00:19:02,100 Well my partner told me the collecting world is quite odd. 380 00:19:02,233 --> 00:19:03,283 Partner? 381 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,533 In my investigation agency. It's... 382 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,400 Fascinating. 383 00:19:08,533 --> 00:19:10,343 I suppose you jet around the world, 384 00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:13,067 catching the bad guys and righting wrongs? 385 00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:17,300 Something very like that, yeah. 386 00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:20,233 [Upbeat music] 387 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:24,533 Come on Fiona, do something, or at least someone. 388 00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:29,067 - [Upbeat music] - [Phone buzzing] 389 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:30,967 Hello, yeah Mr. Collins. 390 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,267 Have you got anything for me yet? 391 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:38,167 No, probably no suspicious activity as of yet. 392 00:19:38,168 --> 00:19:40,799 To be honest, I'm thinking of knocking this on the head. 393 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:44,333 No, don't worry. I'm watching her like a hawk. 394 00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:46,433 You're not coming up with anything. 395 00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:49,467 Now you entrusted this to us, the professionals. 396 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:54,967 Let us use our specialised skill set to help you. 397 00:19:56,733 --> 00:20:00,467 It's a skill set based on watching hours of YouTube videos. 398 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:05,433 And Mark my words, I am watching every move she makes. 399 00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:09,967 [Orchestral music] 400 00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:12,883 Bugger. 401 00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:16,467 The bunnyman is not unique. 402 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,933 Collectors are an obsessive lot, Gemma. 403 00:20:20,067 --> 00:20:24,100 Here's one of the most famous of the bunny brigade, 404 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:26,467 Jasper donningburgh. 405 00:20:27,933 --> 00:20:30,833 Sadly his collecting obsession consumed him. 406 00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:35,233 His quest to find the final rabbit in the series 407 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,400 became too much for him. 408 00:20:37,533 --> 00:20:38,633 He took his own life. 409 00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:40,467 [Gun shot] 410 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,933 That's so sad. 411 00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:44,567 Why is he wearing a gas mask? 412 00:20:45,867 --> 00:20:49,667 Jasper suffered from an hereditary condition. 413 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:54,633 Trimethylaminuria, also known as fish odour syndrome. 414 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,400 He smelled of fish? 415 00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:02,900 Apparently, only when he felt nervous or excited. 416 00:21:02,901 --> 00:21:06,599 Better not go on a roller-coaster with him then. 417 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,566 Got you. 418 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,800 [Laughing] 419 00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:16,700 Clive, hello. Do you work here? 420 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,700 Clive does all our spreadsheets. 421 00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:21,133 You two know each other. 422 00:21:21,267 --> 00:21:22,767 He's dating my sister. 423 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,067 Oh, really clive. 424 00:21:25,068 --> 00:21:27,699 Well if she's as beautiful and attractive as you, Gemma, 425 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:29,133 he's a very lucky man. 426 00:21:30,567 --> 00:21:32,600 Making me blush, 427 00:21:32,733 --> 00:21:35,267 and feel really, really good about myself. 428 00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:41,833 Nice to unexpectedly see you. 429 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,800 [Slow piano music] 430 00:21:46,933 --> 00:21:48,833 I'm sorry to be so forward Gemma, 431 00:21:48,834 --> 00:21:50,199 but I wouldn't be doing my job 432 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,367 if I didn't offer my services. 433 00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:55,867 We'd love to auction your rabbit here. 434 00:21:56,067 --> 00:21:58,733 Yes. That would make the bunnyman come to us. 435 00:21:58,867 --> 00:22:01,800 I mean, obviously the money is exciting and everything, 436 00:22:01,933 --> 00:22:04,333 but you know, drama. 437 00:22:04,334 --> 00:22:06,799 Collectors from all over the world will come to you 438 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,267 for this piece. 439 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,800 You're looking at at least half a million pounds. 440 00:22:11,933 --> 00:22:13,200 ? Joy to the world ? 441 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:16,167 ? the lord is come ? 442 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,500 half a million pounds? 443 00:22:23,433 --> 00:22:24,667 This is it. 444 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,700 Gemma, we've spent our entire lives scrabbling 445 00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,500 to get out of the toilet. 446 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,650 Just look at us now. 447 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:36,343 We're sitting on the rim picking poo out of our fingernails. 448 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:40,367 And hey, listen, we're not gonna waste it. 449 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:45,267 Oh no, we're gonna invest it wisely. 450 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,433 I'll be honest, 451 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:48,967 I wasn't convinced before, 452 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:51,867 but this is the best investment we'll ever make. 453 00:22:52,067 --> 00:22:54,467 [Piano music] 454 00:22:56,133 --> 00:22:57,393 We're both classy, Gemma. 455 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,833 It's the kind of people we are. 456 00:23:02,467 --> 00:23:03,533 Wow. 457 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:06,733 When we sell the rabbit, 458 00:23:06,867 --> 00:23:10,967 I'm thinking I might get myself an owl for this arm. 459 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:12,367 Oh yeah. 460 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:15,667 Imagine walking down the aisle towards me 461 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,167 and an owl, majestic. 462 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:21,067 I didn't even want a big wedding at first. 463 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,900 I think as many people as possible 464 00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:25,067 need to see me wearing this. 465 00:23:25,068 --> 00:23:27,399 Our Vicky's jaw is gonna drop when she sees this dress. 466 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,433 I think a lot of people 467 00:23:30,434 --> 00:23:32,166 are gonna have a substantial reaction 468 00:23:32,167 --> 00:23:33,933 to seeing you in that dress babe. 469 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:38,132 Are you gonna try on that other dress? 470 00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:41,100 The woman said it was bigger, so it'll be even classier. 471 00:23:41,233 --> 00:23:43,767 Alright, bring it on. 472 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:46,367 [Piano music] 473 00:23:48,067 --> 00:23:50,067 - [Dramatic music] - [Gemma screams] 474 00:23:50,133 --> 00:23:51,600 Give me the rabbit. 475 00:23:51,733 --> 00:23:54,067 Terry, bunnyman, bunnyman. 476 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:58,800 Give me the rabbit or die. 477 00:23:58,801 --> 00:23:59,832 Out the back. 478 00:23:59,833 --> 00:24:00,883 Grab the bag. 479 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:04,467 It's got the bloody rabbit in it. 480 00:24:10,133 --> 00:24:11,183 Terry. 481 00:24:13,067 --> 00:24:15,200 Oh, I've got it, I've got it. 482 00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:16,473 It's in here, isn't it? 483 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:17,667 Wait, give it back. 484 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,200 No, I'm keeping it. 485 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,667 Remember our deal, Carl. 486 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,633 This could end very badly for you. 487 00:24:25,767 --> 00:24:28,500 Don't throw your life away. 488 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:29,683 Jokes on you Betty. 489 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,067 I haven't even got a life. 490 00:24:32,133 --> 00:24:34,067 [Dramatic music] 491 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:38,300 I did it. It's finally mine. 492 00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:41,133 [Car screeching] 493 00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:44,600 I'm fine, not a Mark on me. 494 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:47,467 [Dramatic music] 495 00:25:04,667 --> 00:25:07,500 Everything's alright. I saved it. 496 00:25:07,501 --> 00:25:11,666 Good to know where I stand in the grand scheme of things. 497 00:25:11,667 --> 00:25:14,433 [Dramatic music] 498 00:25:24,301 --> 00:25:27,066 [Police] Yeah, one body sarge. 499 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,899 Absolutely splattered to be honest. 500 00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:31,500 Nearly put me off my dinner. 501 00:25:31,633 --> 00:25:34,233 He was on 84 rabbits. 502 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,667 Thought he could get up to the big numbers. 503 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:37,850 They all do. 504 00:25:39,067 --> 00:25:41,833 How did you know we were here? Did you follow us? 505 00:25:41,967 --> 00:25:44,767 Yeah. Bunnyman told me to follow you. 506 00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:46,067 And then we set this up. 507 00:25:47,367 --> 00:25:50,367 You don't fancy just giving it to us, do you? 508 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,400 No. Worth a try. 509 00:25:52,533 --> 00:25:54,700 But look, you can't tell the police. 510 00:25:54,833 --> 00:25:56,900 If you do, they'll take the rabbit, 511 00:25:57,067 --> 00:25:58,900 impound it as evidence. 512 00:25:59,067 --> 00:26:01,067 And then we'll all be in danger. 513 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,833 Save the rabbit and you'll save yourselves. 514 00:26:04,967 --> 00:26:07,400 I'm getting out of this game. 515 00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:09,833 It's too cut throat. 516 00:26:09,967 --> 00:26:12,833 I'm going back to contract killing, 517 00:26:12,967 --> 00:26:16,133 which is still cutting throats, 518 00:26:16,267 --> 00:26:20,733 but you know, there's a level of honesty in it. 519 00:26:20,867 --> 00:26:21,967 Yeah, I can imagine. 520 00:26:23,633 --> 00:26:25,800 Fancy dress is it, Gemma. 521 00:26:25,933 --> 00:26:27,233 What have you come as? 522 00:26:27,367 --> 00:26:29,367 Someone in a strong relationship 523 00:26:29,368 --> 00:26:31,366 who's not afraid to express her love. 524 00:26:31,367 --> 00:26:33,333 I can see you're still in character 525 00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:35,467 as the miserable old witch. 526 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,233 I'm a police officer. 527 00:26:37,367 --> 00:26:39,367 Misery is part of the job. 528 00:26:39,368 --> 00:26:41,732 Speaking of which, I sincerely hope you three being here 529 00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:43,167 is just a coincidence. 530 00:26:44,067 --> 00:26:45,533 Last time I saw you all, 531 00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:48,137 Gemma was accusing you of breaking and entering. 532 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,700 Water under the bridge. 533 00:26:52,833 --> 00:26:55,933 We've sort of befriended Betty here. 534 00:26:55,934 --> 00:26:57,866 She came to help us get fitted for the wedding. 535 00:26:57,867 --> 00:27:00,600 Our wedding's gonna be great. 536 00:27:00,601 --> 00:27:03,066 Like yours, but with less of a sense of my brother 537 00:27:03,067 --> 00:27:05,500 making a massive mistake. 538 00:27:05,633 --> 00:27:06,867 And an owl. 539 00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:12,767 Stay there, I'll be wanting statements from all of you. 540 00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:17,300 [Upbeat music] 541 00:27:21,467 --> 00:27:23,367 Your highness, it's me. 542 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:25,733 I wanted you to know 543 00:27:25,867 --> 00:27:29,667 an incredibly rare piece has just come up, maxy. 544 00:27:31,867 --> 00:27:33,067 Yes, the maxy. 545 00:27:36,767 --> 00:27:37,817 The one and only. 546 00:27:39,133 --> 00:27:41,367 [Upbeat music] 547 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:42,550 So that's it. 548 00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:44,107 The bunny is worth a fortune, 549 00:27:44,108 --> 00:27:45,366 there's a psycho called the bunnyman 550 00:27:45,367 --> 00:27:46,833 who's after us for it 551 00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:47,832 and we are going undercover at the auction tomorrow 552 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:48,883 to catch him. 553 00:27:51,267 --> 00:27:53,133 [Terry snapping] 554 00:27:53,267 --> 00:27:54,800 [Upbeat music] 555 00:27:54,801 --> 00:27:55,732 Do you think it's going in? 556 00:27:55,733 --> 00:27:57,100 She's not registering. 557 00:27:57,233 --> 00:27:59,533 No, no no no no, I can hear you. 558 00:27:59,667 --> 00:28:03,333 I'm just trynna figure out how any of this is about me. 559 00:28:03,467 --> 00:28:06,367 Well, there's something I need to tell you. 560 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,633 Your clive's involved. 561 00:28:08,767 --> 00:28:10,833 Clive? How? 562 00:28:10,967 --> 00:28:12,967 He works at the auction house. 563 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:14,767 Oh, but you didn't tell me that. 564 00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:17,100 I found that out through detection work. 565 00:28:17,101 --> 00:28:18,799 Not just by bumping into him there. 566 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,432 Right then, well I'm obviously coming 567 00:28:20,433 --> 00:28:21,732 to the auction with you then. 568 00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:23,733 No Gemma, she's not coming with us. 569 00:28:24,767 --> 00:28:26,667 I view time risking my life 570 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,500 chasing a psychopath as special calm time, 571 00:28:30,633 --> 00:28:34,167 I enjoy away from Monica. 572 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:35,400 No offence. 573 00:28:35,533 --> 00:28:37,500 Oh, offence taken. 574 00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:38,867 You might need backup. 575 00:28:40,167 --> 00:28:41,217 She's right. 576 00:28:41,933 --> 00:28:44,233 Or an annoying distraction. 577 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,933 Ooh, exciting. 578 00:28:47,067 --> 00:28:49,297 And we're gonna have to dress the part, okay. 579 00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:51,167 Oh yes. You're my sister. 580 00:28:51,168 --> 00:28:53,699 I'm not having anyone think you are less of a woman 581 00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:56,530 just because I can see your squat little legs, alright? 582 00:29:02,933 --> 00:29:04,300 [Upbeat music] 583 00:29:04,433 --> 00:29:05,600 So that's it. 584 00:29:07,233 --> 00:29:10,633 Don't suppose you need a written resignation, do you? 585 00:29:10,767 --> 00:29:13,933 Great, well, no hard feelings then. 586 00:29:14,067 --> 00:29:18,100 Standard procedure, I'll pick up my holiday pay later. 587 00:29:18,233 --> 00:29:23,067 You don't follow me, I won't slit your throat in your sleep. 588 00:29:23,068 --> 00:29:24,799 You're going nowhere. 589 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,067 The job's not complete. 590 00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:30,933 Nobody walks away from me. 591 00:29:31,067 --> 00:29:35,067 I think you're forgetting who you're talking to here. 592 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:40,067 I am the beast and I was killing people 593 00:29:41,633 --> 00:29:44,933 while you were still gnawing on your mama's nipples. 594 00:29:45,967 --> 00:29:48,933 [Bunnyman laughing] 595 00:29:50,618 --> 00:29:52,599 [Phone rings] 596 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,167 [Upbeat music] 597 00:30:16,267 --> 00:30:19,400 Gemma, I'm gonna tell myself off 598 00:30:19,533 --> 00:30:21,133 because I didn't think you have 599 00:30:21,267 --> 00:30:22,407 the hips for that dress. 600 00:30:22,533 --> 00:30:23,967 But look at you. 601 00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:26,270 You've managed to wriggle your way into it. 602 00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:27,733 You're a little queen. 603 00:30:29,367 --> 00:30:33,000 Look, why do I have to go undercover as a waiter? 604 00:30:33,001 --> 00:30:34,399 Because I'm more believable 605 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,767 as a wealthy lady whose husband has died, 606 00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:38,100 leaving her his estate 607 00:30:38,101 --> 00:30:39,899 and who now spends her time collecting rabbits 608 00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:42,933 and entertaining her string of exotic lovers. 609 00:30:43,833 --> 00:30:45,267 I'm not sure I'm happy 610 00:30:45,268 --> 00:30:46,666 with how much you've thought this through, Gemma. 611 00:30:46,667 --> 00:30:49,867 And I am her sister with a much longer string 612 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,500 of more exotic bad companions. 613 00:30:53,867 --> 00:30:56,167 Right, so the bunnyman is gonna make a move, 614 00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:58,700 so we need to be ready for anything. 615 00:30:58,833 --> 00:31:01,533 Terry, you go outside and mingle with the guests. 616 00:31:01,667 --> 00:31:04,667 Once any of us find out who the bunnyman really is, 617 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,867 he's mine. 618 00:31:06,868 --> 00:31:08,199 Well as long as he doesn't Nick it, 619 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,300 and the cheque clears, we're golden. 620 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,567 Gemma, we're gonna have flamingos at our wedding. 621 00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:19,830 During the service and possibly also as a starter. 622 00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:22,733 Oh, Christ, Gemma. 623 00:31:22,867 --> 00:31:24,267 We won't do that. 624 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:29,233 [Crowd] Rabbit. Rabbit. Rabbit. Rabbit. Rabbit. Rabbit. 625 00:31:29,867 --> 00:31:32,200 [Piano music] 626 00:31:38,767 --> 00:31:40,967 [Clapping] 627 00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:45,267 What's with the costumes. 628 00:31:45,268 --> 00:31:47,332 Is this some sort of sex party or something? 629 00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:51,067 No, they're not like this. They're always indoors. 630 00:31:51,068 --> 00:31:54,466 This is how the figurine fraternity do it 631 00:31:54,467 --> 00:31:56,599 when they auction something at this level. 632 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,366 This way, none of them will ever know 633 00:31:58,367 --> 00:32:00,367 who has the full collection. 634 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:03,090 It could be very dangerous for whoever has them all. 635 00:32:04,133 --> 00:32:05,693 Welcome ladies and gentlemen, 636 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:10,067 to a very special evening in the collectibles world. 637 00:32:10,133 --> 00:32:12,200 Tonight, we will auction off 638 00:32:12,333 --> 00:32:16,433 a unique piece in the Timmy tufty tale series, 639 00:32:16,567 --> 00:32:19,067 maxy, the myxomatosis rabbit, 640 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:23,333 the 100th and final rabbit in the collection. 641 00:32:23,467 --> 00:32:25,767 [Crowd clapping] 642 00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:28,867 None of which would be possible without its owner, 643 00:32:29,067 --> 00:32:31,567 the beautiful lady cilla De black. 644 00:32:32,018 --> 00:32:33,866 Bonjour. 645 00:32:33,867 --> 00:32:35,067 And her sister... 646 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,367 Lady Pam au raisin. 647 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:40,300 [Clapping] 648 00:32:40,433 --> 00:32:44,867 Now, if you follow me, we can stop the oaks. 649 00:32:45,067 --> 00:32:47,800 [Clapping] 650 00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:50,800 [Orchestral music] 651 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:53,780 [Crowd] Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, 652 00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:58,767 rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit. 653 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:09,567 The rabbit is in excellent condition. 654 00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:11,367 The glazing is impeccable 655 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:14,200 and as with all items sold here at... 656 00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:17,300 Do you er, fancy a tipple? 657 00:33:17,433 --> 00:33:19,723 Should you wish to have your items delivered. 658 00:33:19,733 --> 00:33:20,783 Rabbit. 659 00:33:23,067 --> 00:33:26,600 I'm more a big bad action boy myself. 660 00:33:26,733 --> 00:33:28,667 You know, the old action man game. 661 00:33:29,667 --> 00:33:31,167 [Dramatic music] 662 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,300 Intense industry. 663 00:33:33,433 --> 00:33:36,300 I should know, I tried to sell an action man once, 664 00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:38,533 they wanted his service record. 665 00:33:42,067 --> 00:33:44,333 I will leave you to enjoy your beverage. 666 00:33:44,467 --> 00:33:47,933 Shall we start the bidding at say, 100, 000 pounds? 667 00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:49,200 Yes. Get in. 668 00:33:50,567 --> 00:33:51,967 Is that our first bid? 669 00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:53,633 No, sorry. 670 00:33:53,634 --> 00:33:55,799 I was just excited about giving out the champagne. 671 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,867 I'm more of a cider man, you see. 672 00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:00,267 And pickled onions. 673 00:34:03,433 --> 00:34:04,483 Clive? 674 00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:07,767 Where were we? 675 00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:11,233 Oh yes, 100,000 pounds. 676 00:34:11,367 --> 00:34:12,417 100,000. 677 00:34:13,067 --> 00:34:14,133 150. 678 00:34:14,267 --> 00:34:15,400 200. 679 00:34:15,533 --> 00:34:16,667 300. 680 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,267 350. 681 00:34:18,268 --> 00:34:19,966 Come on then, show yourself, you lop-eared bugger. 682 00:34:19,967 --> 00:34:21,267 Just be patient, Monica. 683 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,700 He'll make a mistake, then he's ours. 684 00:34:23,701 --> 00:34:24,799 [Jacob] 550. 685 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,067 [Crowd member] 600,000. 686 00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:28,867 Sweet Mary lord, carry me home. 687 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,117 Oh. 688 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,500 - 650,000. - Yes. 689 00:34:33,367 --> 00:34:34,500 [Jacob] 650. 690 00:34:34,501 --> 00:34:36,699 Can I top you up in a minute? 691 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:38,233 Just 'cause I'm in the process 692 00:34:38,234 --> 00:34:40,399 of watching my life change in ways I don't really deserve. 693 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:44,800 [Jacob] 650 pounds ladies and gentlemen. 694 00:34:44,933 --> 00:34:47,367 Or, you know, in hindsight, 695 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:50,167 it would be a shame to leave your patch. 696 00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:51,350 Okay mate. 697 00:34:52,367 --> 00:34:54,567 Keep bidding, keep bidding. Don't mind me. 698 00:34:54,568 --> 00:34:56,232 Pick up number ladies and gentlemen. 699 00:34:56,233 --> 00:34:58,067 Fulfil a dream. 700 00:34:58,167 --> 00:34:59,400 I'm sorry to interrupt, 701 00:34:59,533 --> 00:35:02,067 but I really need some more champagne. 702 00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:04,833 Not now man, can't you see what's happening? 703 00:35:04,834 --> 00:35:06,099 The auction has come alive. 704 00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:07,733 700. 705 00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:11,267 For god's sake. Look out the back you idiot. 706 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,367 [Dramatic music] 707 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:16,067 Now, where were we? 708 00:35:17,667 --> 00:35:18,717 Can you smell fish? 709 00:35:18,767 --> 00:35:21,067 700,0000. 710 00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:28,633 You're Jasper donningburgh's son. 711 00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:34,967 You're a very clever girl, Gemma. Yes, I am. 712 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,067 Gemma is right. 713 00:35:38,133 --> 00:35:40,700 I was raised here in this auction house, 714 00:35:40,701 --> 00:35:42,066 by my stepfather, macreadie. 715 00:35:42,067 --> 00:35:47,067 But, I am Jacob donningburgh. 716 00:35:47,967 --> 00:35:50,100 But you're more than that. 717 00:35:50,233 --> 00:35:52,567 You're the bunnyman. 718 00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:54,533 Right again. 719 00:35:54,667 --> 00:35:56,833 You've got a brilliant mind. 720 00:35:56,967 --> 00:36:00,200 I had planned my finale for a little later, 721 00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:04,967 but maybe no time like the present is the way to go. 722 00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:09,267 [Dramatic music] 723 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,233 Look at me, all of you. 724 00:36:13,433 --> 00:36:15,900 All I wanted in my life 725 00:36:16,067 --> 00:36:18,117 was to complete my father's collection. 726 00:36:19,267 --> 00:36:21,500 I'm a good boy. 727 00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:25,367 But these rabbits are cursed. 728 00:36:27,233 --> 00:36:28,900 I've sent myself mad. 729 00:36:30,300 --> 00:36:33,233 I've become a monster just like daddy. 730 00:36:33,367 --> 00:36:35,200 [Sobbing] 731 00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:38,067 Just like all of you. 732 00:36:39,633 --> 00:36:43,633 Think about how much you've ruined your own family's lives 733 00:36:43,767 --> 00:36:45,833 trying to achieve this, just like me. 734 00:36:45,967 --> 00:36:48,633 Think about how your children have suffered 735 00:36:48,767 --> 00:36:51,967 as you ignored them to chase this pointless 736 00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:55,567 little bug-eyed bunny. 737 00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:57,833 The things I've done to get this 738 00:36:58,867 --> 00:37:01,800 would shock the devil himself. 739 00:37:01,933 --> 00:37:04,433 [Laughing] 740 00:37:04,567 --> 00:37:09,433 I killed Derek, to find out where maxy was. 741 00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:12,433 But he wouldn't tell. 742 00:37:12,567 --> 00:37:14,433 Oh, I'd have kept that to myself. 743 00:37:14,567 --> 00:37:17,867 And Betty is dead in the cellar. 744 00:37:18,067 --> 00:37:20,900 Oh, now is definitely the time to shut up. 745 00:37:21,067 --> 00:37:25,267 And now, for the final piece of the puzzle. 746 00:37:27,867 --> 00:37:30,933 Once this rabbit is destroyed, it's all over. 747 00:37:32,267 --> 00:37:35,300 None of you will have the complete collection, 748 00:37:35,433 --> 00:37:38,800 and you can go back to your families and apologise 749 00:37:38,801 --> 00:37:40,532 for what you've put them through. 750 00:37:40,533 --> 00:37:42,067 Jacob, no. 751 00:37:42,068 --> 00:37:44,166 [Crowd member] We don't care about your pathetic life. 752 00:37:44,167 --> 00:37:47,200 Enough of this. I shall bid a million pounds sterling. 753 00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:50,667 Oh, please, Jacob, 754 00:37:53,067 --> 00:37:55,400 this could bring such happiness to two, 755 00:37:55,533 --> 00:37:59,100 and I'm not even exaggerating, incredibly unlucky people. 756 00:37:59,233 --> 00:38:02,633 Sorry Gemma, but you won't be catching it this time. 757 00:38:02,767 --> 00:38:04,067 Oh no, no, no. 758 00:38:05,733 --> 00:38:06,783 No. 759 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:16,133 It's all right. It's alright everyone. I'm still rich. 760 00:38:17,933 --> 00:38:21,600 Panic over. I found the fizzy stuff. 761 00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:22,783 Terry, no. 762 00:38:24,067 --> 00:38:25,117 What. 763 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,867 Yes Terry. Yes. 764 00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:33,100 [Bunnyman laughing] 765 00:38:34,467 --> 00:38:35,517 Oh. 766 00:38:40,733 --> 00:38:43,800 Consider this my resignation. 767 00:38:43,933 --> 00:38:46,633 [Dramatic music] 768 00:39:01,333 --> 00:39:04,933 Clive, did you know about all of this? 769 00:39:05,067 --> 00:39:08,767 He's my husband, he's my life. 770 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:11,100 You're life? What about me? 771 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,400 I was using you to get to the rabbit, you stupid girl. 772 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,067 Be still my love. 773 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,200 Hop, hop, hop into the darkness. 774 00:39:25,233 --> 00:39:28,067 [Slow piano music] 775 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,800 Terry, what did you do to the rabbit? 776 00:39:39,933 --> 00:39:42,733 Look, I know there's gonna be a lot of anger and blame, 777 00:39:45,833 --> 00:39:48,067 but one day Gemma, I promise you, 778 00:39:49,733 --> 00:39:54,567 one day I will find a way to make out, this wasn't my fault. 779 00:39:56,567 --> 00:39:59,400 [Slow piano music] 780 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,850 Well, well, well. 781 00:40:09,851 --> 00:40:12,432 Looks like the police force 782 00:40:12,433 --> 00:40:15,667 needed the lowly investigators after all. 783 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,500 For all your snide little comments, 784 00:40:18,501 --> 00:40:20,799 I was the one who found out who the culprit was. 785 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:21,850 By all accounts, 786 00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:23,633 it was 20 seconds before 787 00:40:23,767 --> 00:40:26,833 he just told everybody who he was, Sherlock. 788 00:40:26,967 --> 00:40:29,497 Well, at least I didn't have his main hench-woman 789 00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:31,600 in my sights and then just let her go. 790 00:40:31,733 --> 00:40:33,300 Which led to someone dying. 791 00:40:34,267 --> 00:40:35,567 Should we call it a draw? 792 00:40:35,568 --> 00:40:36,532 Fair enough. 793 00:40:36,533 --> 00:40:37,366 Sunday dinner at two. 794 00:40:37,367 --> 00:40:38,417 See you there. 795 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:41,333 [Slow piano music] 796 00:40:46,618 --> 00:40:49,832 Do you know what the real shame is? 797 00:40:49,833 --> 00:40:51,100 What's that? 798 00:40:51,233 --> 00:40:52,300 It's Wednesday. 799 00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:57,167 You know what we usually do on a Wednesday night. 800 00:40:57,300 --> 00:41:01,733 You've had a bath, I've had a bath, with my peach scrub. 801 00:41:01,867 --> 00:41:03,400 We can't. 802 00:41:03,533 --> 00:41:07,433 Well, I was thinking, if we were really really quiet, 803 00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:09,617 then we could. 804 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,900 Because we wouldn't wake anyone up. 805 00:41:13,067 --> 00:41:15,667 Well don't mind me, love. 806 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,433 If I haven't got my readers on, 807 00:41:17,567 --> 00:41:20,233 I can't see a bloody thing. 808 00:41:20,367 --> 00:41:22,367 You two crack on. 809 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:25,367 You're kind enough to let me lie low here, 810 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:29,433 so I don't mind listening to you get jiggy with it. 811 00:41:30,267 --> 00:41:31,317 Oh. 812 00:41:33,333 --> 00:41:34,633 No. 813 00:41:34,767 --> 00:41:37,433 [Upbeat music] 814 00:41:37,483 --> 00:41:42,033 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0